Awesome geeky WhatsApp status

Awesome geeky WhatsApp status 

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• If “Plan A” didn't work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

• I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

• Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.

• You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

• I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.

• I am not fat, I am just easier to see.

• I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.

• They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?

• When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren't you a waiter?

• Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

• Weird is a side effect of awesome.

• Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

• I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

• I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

• If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

• My girlfriend is like my iPad...I don`t have an iPad.

• The longer the title the less important the job.

• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

• Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shut up'.

• I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

• When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.

• If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

• There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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